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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 09:31

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Why do my friends always say "yeah, we've heard this before" when I talk about something I'm passionate about?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!